1. heartlessdivine:

    whiskey-neat:

    My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

    Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell

    (Source: neaterwhiskey, via pizza)

  2. ride6artblog:

    lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

    Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

    Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.

    fuck you, sassy japanese stairs…

    (via burtreynoldsmustache)

  3. asian:

    i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life

    (via pizza)

  4. distraction:

    get-nerdy:

    mewtoot:

    garrettgregg:

    mewtoot:

    for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

    It’s not?…

    no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

    my life is a lie

    there’s a whole line of shoes on the wire in the back of my school

    (Source: gay8, via pizza)

    empresspinto:

    4ever-horngry:

    I will never not reblog this.

    I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via burtreynoldsmustache)

  5. (Source: talesof4chan)

  6. (Source: frost---bitten, via anus)

  7. littleboysinspandex:

    That’s metal as fuck

    (via pizza)