1. distraction:





    for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

    It’s not?…

    no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

    my life is a lie

    there’s a whole line of shoes on the wire in the back of my school

    (Source: gay8, via pizza)



    I will never not reblog this.

    I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella

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  4. littleboysinspandex:

    That’s metal as fuck

    (via pizza)

  5. stability:



    By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

    fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

    Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

    (via pizza)

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    butthurt white people

    I love how they rlly hate to see someone doing better than them & then put it off on race like if a white dude had the same achievements no one would be doing anything but sucking his dick and patting him on the back like this is some top tier hater shit & it’s so funny

    White people love to bring up affirmative action as if their entire lives aren’t a fucking breeze

    They’re acting like this kid didn’t put in work to get where he is though. They literally think it was handed to him because he’s black???? Yeah that’s definitely how America works

    I love how all the replies to this are by black people…

    white people get into schools easier now because of Asians. it goes both ways. I feel really bad for all of the super intellectual Asians who can’t get a spot in a school because of some hillbilly. and I’m white. so there.

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